Nike was too busy and had to outsource the interior manufacturing to Adidas.

Can't wait until those big Mercedes ornaments get stuck in a tree somewhere.

If you don't have enough money for a Rolls Royce, maybe you can still buy your lady a pair of shoes.

It must be Nike, it sure looks like a Nike.

I'm sure they are original. They look so. Great, great!

Because Puma is too mainstream, try the new brand, Pumba! You're going to love it!

You are worth it, Gandalf. You deserve a great hair.

Would you ever eat noodles from a cigarette pack or use smokes from a can?

No, we do not have crappy apartments! Why would you think that?

Check out my brand new Mac. It's genuine.