Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.

Just putting my trash there.

It begs the question: why would your head get stuck in a trash can in the first place? Anyway, I hope they place a big sign with a head jamming warning near this trash can. And probably this guy's picture just for reference.

I can't wait for some spaghetti oil from the can. It's delicious.

Actually their product is legit and you cannot find anything wrong with this.

I'm going to wait for this guy to load everything, then cut him off and hit the brakes.

Iron Man's trusted sidekick, the Iron Can. One of its special abilities is taking out the trash.

Please use the other trash can for boxes. This one simply cannot handle large pieces of garbage.

QUIET! Someone is using a can opener! YES YES YES!!!! HOOORAY! YEEESS, MEOW! I'm getting food, hahaa!

Man, this cat is really fast, wooow! CANOPENER CANOPENER! HAHAHAH