Looks like they were completely out of bottles so I went for a bag. On the upside, they still served straws so that's a plus.

May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.

Have metal splinters flying around? Why not protect yourself with a basic transparent bag? Everybody knows that safety glasses are just an expensive option for unprofessional workers.

Lays now comes packed in a brand new and bigger package. With even more air that you can possibly imagine.

Why should you put wheels on this bag anyway? If it's snowing you got to take the mini skis.

I don't know who that belongs to, but certainly it isn't mine.

My daughter is certainly going places when she'll be older. Non-engineering places that is.

Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

These chips are so full of air that I can inflate a whole tire with it.

This is my dog's Halloween costume this year.