You are not passing. I really mean it dog, you shall not pass!

Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute. Those aren't my shoes!

DAFUQ did you just say? Hah? You don't like my sweater? Say it again, I dare you and double dare you.

I am really looking forward to getting back to my bed. Oh yes.

Don't give me that look, human. Listen up, it's called furniture, that's why it has fur on it. My fur.

These things are frozen like grumpy cat's heart. Oh no.

Gravity on, gravity off.... Oh no kitty, oh no!

You can't stop her, she's on a roll. Cool.

The cat enjoyed observating this and that, and... you, sleeping.

Well... I'm sorry, were you in the middle of something?