Why hire a specialized team with a designated truck to help you move out when you could place everything on your own car?
Don't give me that look, human. Listen up, it's called furniture, that's why it has fur on it. My fur.
How about Feng Shui? I think it could work.
Right... I'm not allowed on the furniture, yep boss. That's right, I'm going to follow that rule, sure sure sure.
I guess you didn't know that this is one of the main objectives, at least in the beginning, hahah.
Nice model, armchair and toilet... hmm... I don't think it's going to get some sales ever, but nice try!
Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.