Who needs a shovel when I can just walk around the yard and clear the snow while I'm at it.
In China anything is possible. Now you can wear your own iPhone sneakers.
I found out that the best way to keep all my shoes from smelling is to freeze them. I didn't consider actually washing them, that would take forever.
Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute. Those aren't my shoes!
Oh wow! We found them, Chewbacca's shoes!!
Hah! What about that? Bling-bling for babies.. you don't say....
These shoes would be the single way of convincing women to play football. True story!