Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.
We can safely assume that the deterrent is worthless.
Well, sometimes when I'm bored, I start chewing on the cable of my headphones. Yup, I get bored sometimes.
Why dog, why? Why did you have to ruin my shoes? Uh... I thought you were done with that shoe. Well, now you are defintely done with that shoe! HAAAHAAA!