Finally, the undisputed evidence that SamSung has been working at Apple all along.
Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.
Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.
Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.
A Greeting Card for the people you hate, or the people you love far too much.
I hope he's not teaching them English.
It may be just a funny remark. Or it may have been placed on the card after somebody actually robbed him.
Congratulations for being dumb enough to star in your own horror movie.
On second thought, finding a sorry for stabbing card may prove to be quite difficult.
Want to make purchases beyond $50? Then be prepared to show us some fake ID. You ain't getting away with it that easily.