Whoever this kid is, they're not going to college any time soon.
My son thinks he is so smart with these Christmas gifts he so meticulously labels.
This is the second most famous card game in the world. Not verified, but surely looks trustworthy.
We are not engaged and willing to celebrate. Come join us!
We only accept credit cards, but only debit cards so just use cash only. Logic!
Since we are trying to save the planet and making people travel less, being naughty is the right thing to do for this year.
Finally, the undisputed evidence that SamSung has been working at Apple all along.
Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.
Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.
Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.