We only accept credit cards, but only debit cards so just use cash only. Logic!
Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.
Want to make purchases beyond $50? Then be prepared to show us some fake ID. You ain't getting away with it that easily.
Now I also take credit cards. And stay tuned because next week I'll event let you pay with PayPal.
In Germany even the credit company knows you are a badass.
We do not accept credit cards at the moment. We also don't speak English at the moment.
Are you over 85 years old? Then grab you parents and get here!