I'm sure the customer wanted to talk to the manager and was named Karen.

This scientific magazine is filled with science. If it wasn't for advertisements these science articles would be all over the place.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

Just, take a waiting ticket and we'll solve all your problems, if you know what I mean..

And this is how the management team solved all its complaint problems.