Sir, do you know how fast you were going? And I'll also need to see your registration.
Come and see Stephen Hawking's incredible freestyle moves on the dancefloor.
Only alligators are allowed to swim here. So get yourself out of the water or we'll give you a ticket too.
I don't care if you're a superhero, here's your ticket!
Just, take a waiting ticket and we'll solve all your problems, if you know what I mean..
On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.
What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?