Come and see Stephen Hawking's incredible freestyle moves on the dancefloor.
Only alligators are allowed to swim here. So get yourself out of the water or we'll give you a ticket too.
I don't care if you're a superhero, here's your ticket!
Just, take a waiting ticket and we'll solve all your problems, if you know what I mean..
On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.
What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?