All this is perfectly natural sir, don't mind me.

We have a new interview with Mr Faartz, who is always happy to answer our questions. For some reason it always stinks in this hospital...

Every time you fart you feel relieved, while everybody else feels disgusted. Guess who farted!

When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

Ain't nobody got a fart on me. I am the fart ruler. I am the fart boss.

Just imagine that somewhere there is a town called Fartkontrol. Now imagine you live there and you need to give someone your address. Over the phone.

We are trapped with this stink bomb. Please help us!

Hmmm... hey rabbit, I smell carrots.. So... Did you fart?

Why do you keep blaming your farts on me? It's really making me feel bad.. It hurts me.

Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.