If you do, try riding this thing. Go!
Really inventive... Gadget freak!
This is the popular, unbeatable, Wipe-O-Matic.
Calvin Rickson must have seen this coming to him. And he is certainly gay. No straight guy would ever "solve" this problem.
Now you can place your cup in this great little plastic holder. Or simply leave it on the table.
God a bald head? Only have a few hairs left? Use this specially designed comb.