Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.
Sitting at this table with a hot ass can prove to be a little embarrassing.
I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.
You said you didn't have any space for a ping pong table. Don't you have a door somewhere?
At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.
A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.
Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?
I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.
This pool table is closed because of cat. We're having a cat in our pocket.
Well, in case of zombie attack, break this table, FAST, really fast.