Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.

Sitting at this table with a hot ass can prove to be a little embarrassing.

I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.

You said you didn't have any space for a ping pong table. Don't you have a door somewhere?

At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?

I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.

This pool table is closed because of cat. We're having a cat in our pocket.

Well, in case of zombie attack, break this table, FAST, really fast.