We needed just a bit more space in our kitchen so we decided to mount this right in the middle.

Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.

Sitting at this table with a hot ass can prove to be a little embarrassing.

I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.

You said you didn't have any space for a ping pong table. Don't you have a door somewhere?

At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?

I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.

This pool table is closed because of cat. We're having a cat in our pocket.