Drowning is extremely easy. Just watch a kid do it. If he can, you can!

Okay, wait for it... Still waiting, nothing happened. I'm hungry.

Master... Excuse me for bothering you. May I sit in front of the TV and watch cartoons, please?

C`mon baby, chill... I'll use this to make you be chill.

It really doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a kid gives you a toy phone, you do answer it.

That's one heroic kid. Good job SuperKid. The outfit just kills me.

Oh, oh, I know, I know! This kid. Yaaay, I won, he's going to be grounded.

This happens if you let your kid alone for 5 minutes. Trust me.

Nope, that's really a wrong move. Oh, kid, are you having crappy thoughts? Or maybe potty mouth? Hahahah.

No, really... what's wrong with you?