It's exact science. Farts! HAH!

There's your grumpy kid for today. Hahaha, enjoy!

And then the police said Pullover! And then I said, actually it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing. KNOCK-OUT!

Don't worry, I'll take care of the dog. Problem solved!

Hahah... so... are you sure kid? Hmm

I bet a lot of parents want this kind of thing. Hah, not available, sorry.

Yeah, that's the way this kid rolls, keep that in mind! Grow up kid.. Oh wait, you kind of did..

What happened at grandma's stays at grandma's. Capisci? Don't make me come after you.

Okay kid, now you have awaken me. Tell me what do you wish?

He was quite tired... exhausted.