In Texas you are considered a bad parent if your daughter ain't got a photo like this one.

Is your kid misbehaving? Than use this taser to teach that spoiled brat a lesson!

We shoot all your kids so you don't have to.

And stop making excuses when I tell you to bring it right now.

What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.

He's starting to learn about the good things in life.

We are giving away free kids for every client.

Why did you put the bananas so high?

You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.