Of course I'm not lazy. It is called selective participation, you don't know nothing about it.

Okay... today I am lazy. Nah... Gotta get away from the bed but can't get too far.

You were really too lazy to read that number. Argh.. you lazy one...

I'm lazier than this guy. I mean really, only one color? Okay.

Okay, we all know what lazy means but this is excessive laziness, really.

I'm sleeping, don't bother waking me up, really. PLEASE DON'T!

Why get up? Please, tell me why???

You cannot get far from the bed... Real days.

Really enjoys being lazy, quite cool.

This cat really knows how to win the most awkward places to sit contest. Good job kitty! Mission accomplished!