Oh great. They've released GTA on floppy disk at last. Now I can make use of my drive that's been sitting there since forever.

This is the greatest way to get rich fast. Just grab as many one dollar bills possible and convert them into 100s. Seems legit.

If you were previously complaining about your nearby ATM wait till you see this one.

Mandarin in mandarin on a mandarin. Seems pretty legit.

This seems legit, for sure. No masks needed.

Ice tea isn't quite a hot drink but... it seems legit to that thing.

It's not considered drinking alone if the dog is home. Seems legit.

I chewed all your sneakers so you won't have to leave me alone again. You shall not leave me alone!

Oh great, it's an ATM. Now we can all get ripped off right now.