At least you have a whole country that is doing great at math with these kinds of numbers.
I need a present because I made this whole situation possible. Well, at least since I am the first born that is.
Guess I was enjoying that chicken so much that I simply could not keep my lane.
Don't get your hopes up. It's not the acid you are thinking about.
What happens when an asshole meets another asshole? The game is on!
Dont worry mate, nobody expected you to be gay just for riding along on a bike with a friend.
Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.
I would go one step further and just not place any dollar bill at all. Makes perfect sense together with the note, ensures the package goes on the back door and saves me a dollar. Evil but genius.
Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.
I hate you for neglecting the environment. This time you only get a broken light. Next time it will be some serious damage if you don't get yourself a tiny car.