What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!

We only accept credit cards, but only debit cards so just use cash only. Logic!

The only ATM that will surely make-it-rain-with-money when you eventually withdraw your funds. That is, if you manage to reach it.

Just in case you missed the ATM, here is a sign placed 10 inches from the ATM to point you in the right direction.

Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.

If you were previously complaining about your nearby ATM wait till you see this one.

I think you should try it sometimes. Rarely. Never. Still funny.

Welcome to bATMan! You'll get your cash in no time.

Yeah honey, I'm having some problems at the bank, nothing to worry about, I'll be home in half an hour.

Oh great, it's an ATM. Now we can all get ripped off right now.