Dear God, why do you have to be like this? Everybody is beautiful and I'm ugly. Either make me beautiful too or I'm not talking to you anymore.
Wow, I finally got one of those antique letters. The stories say that people used to communicate over great distances by writing on a piece of paper.
Well.. Someone finally said it. Dear Maths, please do grow up and solve your own problems! Thanks.
6 and 9 sure had it coming to them.