This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.
Finally got around to put my iPhone on the key chain. Unfortunately it cracked the screen so I have to send it back for them to fix it.
Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.
I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.
Nobody will be able to steal my bike now. This contraption is totally secure.
As they say, the bigger the medallion, the more manly you are. No man, that's not a rim, that's my medallion.
Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.
Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.
I don't always walk outside in chain but when I do, I get stuck in everything.
Or.. Should I say, nice lock? I think that's what's trending nowadays... huh...