This is why there are instructions on usage for the most basic of things. Because we need them!

Ever visited a famous tourist attraction? Use this guide to help you find the correct pose in each situation.

Surely using a stapler needs a special degree in mechanics nowadays. What's next? Tutorials about stapling on YouTube?

Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.

Just pull this end, then the other end, then start over. Remember to also drive in the meantime.