How to show that your car lock isn't working without telling that your car lock is not working.
Yup, I didn't have any chain left so I simply used this rope. I doubt anyone will be able to steal the scissors now.
For bartenders only, stop stealing our stuff. And we know about your mum!
Ain't nobody going to be able to steal my car now.
At least they left the frame in place. Now all I need is to buy... everything.
Seems that Jesus took the wheel after all. Just too late and not the one I was referring to.
This guy deserves to have his bike stolen. If basic geometry and physics is not something he mastered before riding a bike then it's too late.
Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.
Q: How do you spot a future former bike owner? A: By his overwhelming skill of locking his bike to a railing.