If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.
Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.
I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.
You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.
A good reason not to use Google Translate for your international English instructions.
Looks like bringing 2 photos on a CD can be taken literally. Better be more precise next time.
What part of come, eat, like and return don't you get? Need more explaining?
Just trust us. Click the OK button in order to OK. Sounds good, right?
Apparently someone never got to read that instruction. Remember that not reading the manual ends up with having weird results.
I followed the instructions precisely. Unfortunately this deodorant doesn't work like I thought it would.