It's just some basic oil for the car. Go to the store and get some.

Ah, the race track toys are so awesome.

If women would watch cooking shows like men watch sports... Woah!

We don't grow up, we just grow bigger. Hahahah, alriiiiiight!

Ladies, if a man tells you that he'll repair something, stop reminding them after six months.

Yeah, women tend to get impressed really really hard. They just won't say "Woooow" or something nice.. yeah...

If it's dirty but folded, it's not dirty. Hmm.. come on, we're nothing like this!

Men... beware of women. Children, beware of growing up... You'll get close to women!

These beards just can change everything at a person. You know..

This is one difference between women and men. We, men, can't really see everything that you want us to see.