Tesla oil change
I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.
Wind turbines suck
It's great that oil extraction doesn't destroy the scenery.
Pick up some oil
It's just some basic oil for the car. Go to the store and get some.
Welcome to our pubic oil which used to be a public toilet.
Sex, Drugs and Olive Oil
Olive oil is more important than rock & roll. And we have plenty.
Lord of the Oil
Only a few will understand the meaning of this...
Oil is funny
Oh, you need gas? That is so hilarious. Get your own electric vehicle next time.
BP is responsible for spills
BP should try to follow their own advice and take responsibility over their oil spills.