Sadly, most women think exactly like this.

Never in its wildest dreams did this bike imagine it will pull this amount of Coca Cola.

Why on Earth would anybody consider taking two trips to move things around?

If you decide to become a woman just shave that thing off.

Want to get younger? Just shave your beard and you'll get 20 years back. Men only!

Girls, stop imagining stuff. Real men cook meth.

Imagine that. Women really do talk more then men. Who would have ever dreamed of that?

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

Now you know how men pee in different circumstances.

We have no need for silly airbags. When we crash we will die like real men.