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Offering my kids

Offering my kids

The amount of inspiration from the snowmen artists knows no limits. Here, we can see the native snow-woman with her offspring.

No kids and more money

No kids and more money

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

Playing outside

Playing outside

I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.

No kids

No kids

Do you know how sad I am because I don't have any children? I'm going to go cry in my Corvette right now.

Cleaning after kids

Cleaning after kids

After a hard day at work all I can think about doing is cleaning up the whole living room after my kids. Oh, the joy!

Dog whore

Dog whore

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

Clean up after your dog!

Clean up after your dog!

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

Huge kids

Huge kids

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

Waiting for winter

Waiting for winter

I think my kids are a little too eager for this year's snow.

Slow down

Slow down

On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.