Stop bringing your own kids to my yard! I have enough of them already and they keep bringing more on their own.

Every time the kids start jumping around and start looking for us.

The amount of inspiration from the snowmen artists knows no limits. Here, we can see the native snow-woman with her offspring.

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.

Do you know how sad I am because I don't have any children? I'm going to go cry in my Corvette right now.

After a hard day at work all I can think about doing is cleaning up the whole living room after my kids. Oh, the joy!

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.