Wife told me to go get some milk. I'm not sure what flavor she wanted so I should get all of them just in case.

Now imagine you have to clean this cup with each of those nipples. Not such a great idea after all, huh?

Drink this milk and come out of the closet.

Just in case there are idiots out there here is a warning that this butter does contain milk.

That's right, hahahahah! I stole the milk, whatcha gonna do? NOTHIN' !

Well.. It's true, alcohol doesn't solve any of your problems... But neither milk!

Apparently no, we ain't got any milk for you today. Go someplace else.

I think we found the cow in the family. Everybody is milking her all day long.

Because water canons are so last Tuesday. We brought a cow to the protests.

When your cat can take this much stuff and still doesn't care it's time to call the doctor.