Clearly a fake photo since he is using a metal spoon. Who has money for that?

This is an innocent coconut water box. So why are you looking at the bottom for?

Everyone is arguing if we need to pour the milk to the cereal first. Meanwhile this guy is already living in 2050.

Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

Wife told me to go get some milk. I'm not sure what flavor she wanted so I should get all of them just in case.

Now imagine you have to clean this cup with each of those nipples. Not such a great idea after all, huh?

Drink this milk and come out of the closet.

Just in case there are idiots out there here is a warning that this butter does contain milk.

That's right, hahahahah! I stole the milk, whatcha gonna do? NOTHIN' !

Well.. It's true, alcohol doesn't solve any of your problems... But neither milk!