This brother sister relationship is getting out of hand. Guess the city!

Come right in and give us all your unnecessary cash for these unnecessary items that you need. Or not.

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.

They basically told me to test these out. How else would I have been able to test them?

Description checks out. Couldn't have found a better name myself.

We had so many complaints after people misused this keychain that we simply needed to place this warning.

What shall we call ourselves? And where are we from? Great, nothing can go wrong!

My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.

This guy has definitely found his perfect store for turbans.

Let's simply buy everything that appears to be on sale. It will be awesome and we will save so much money!