My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.

This guy has definitely found his perfect store for turbans.

Let's simply buy everything that appears to be on sale. It will be awesome and we will save so much money!

No wonder. Anyone getting a Bud Light would probably not tell the difference.

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

We got you covered for anything related to covid-19: mask, sanitizers, thermometers, you name it! For the right price anything is available!

We have everything at $1. Well, everything with some exceptions.

Our prices are unmatched! Just come and see our 99c merchandise. Or less. Or even more!

Hey Bob! Go get some stock photo that best describes this aisle in the store.

If one and four are $2.99 then two and four are $5.00? That is a little confusing.