Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

If you ever wanted to know just how low would these aircraft be flying... it's about this high!

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Don't get your hopes up. It's not the acid you are thinking about.

Think of the poor animals when you decide to jump in and offer yourself as dinner to them. If you ain't got a healthy body then they will get sick.

Also known in everyday life as fresh paint.

Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.