To make sure everyone is safe, including especially you, keep that little mouth of yours little. And shut.

How often has this been inserted in mouths and rectums that they needed to specify this sign?

Be very aware of things that you might not see but you know they are there.

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

If you ever wanted to know just how low would these aircraft be flying... it's about this high!

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Don't get your hopes up. It's not the acid you are thinking about.

Think of the poor animals when you decide to jump in and offer yourself as dinner to them. If you ain't got a healthy body then they will get sick.