It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Don't get your hopes up. It's not the acid you are thinking about.

Think of the poor animals when you decide to jump in and offer yourself as dinner to them. If you ain't got a healthy body then they will get sick.

Also known in everyday life as fresh paint.

Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

If you are a fly then just ignore this sign and have a seat on one of those great looking leaves right here.

Now you will just have to compare your skin to this sign every 10 minutes and you should be just fine.

There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.