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Keep mouth shut

Keep mouth shut

To make sure everyone is safe, including especially you, keep that little mouth of yours little. And shut.

Do not insert

Do not insert

How often has this been inserted in mouths and rectums that they needed to specify this sign?

Be aware of invisibility

Be aware of invisibility

Be very aware of things that you might not see but you know they are there.

Remove tight fittings

Remove tight fittings

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

Avoiding injuries

Avoiding injuries

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

Low flying aircraft

Low flying aircraft

If you ever wanted to know just how low would these aircraft be flying... it's about this high!

Snow angels warning

Snow angels warning

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

Crow warning

Crow warning

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Not the fun acid

Not the fun acid

Don't get your hopes up. It's not the acid you are thinking about.

Animal warning

Animal warning

Think of the poor animals when you decide to jump in and offer yourself as dinner to them. If you ain't got a healthy body then they will get sick.