Now that's a great classic movie.. So.. You liked Snakes on a Plane, in this case you'll really love Snapes on a plane.

Agugu, guugugu. What? Agugu, gu! What? STOP PLAYING WITH MY FOOD, LET'S RUN, IT'S A PLANE COMING THIS WAY!!!

Sorry Mike, we ain't got any rockets left so you will have to step in and take one for the team.

Being a commercial pilot has quite different perspectives according to different people.

Didn't know there were head straps for sleeping in economy class.

Ever wondered how can Santa visit so many places in a single night withot stopping for gas?

It's so big he needs a chair of its own.

Who said parents can't have fun while feeding the baby?

Help me with my compact camera. And get me a new 1 KB memory card while you are at it.

I'm going to smile and after that I'm going to eat a huge cargo.