Ever wondered how can Santa visit so many places in a single night withot stopping for gas?
You've been very bad this past year, so I'm going to be your Santa!
Look, it's Santa! Pulled by his trusty beer cans.
Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.
Just make sure not to shake it too much before opening.
The four stages of life described using Santa.
No matter what I write here you cannot understand a thing so Merry Christmas!