I could have told her to unlock the screen orientation, but needed to take a photo first.
I don't see what is the big deal with watching Transformers. I don't even want to watch them alone. Having some friends around makes it even more awkward and boring.
Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.
Congratulations for being dumb enough to star in your own horror movie.
If you can dream it you can achieve it. Just need a can of paint for the job.
Hello? Yes, this is Sparta. How may I help you today?
Let go of my hand and just die!
She must get undressed. How can you check out a noise in the middle of the night in your PJs?
The low budget cut of the movie with the same name.
Jack, we know your secret. Well.. I guess not.