Just to make everything clear, I am not a cop driving in an unmarked vehicle.

Need of a constant supply of blood? This guy sure went to the source.

A great idea until ants and spiders start messing around in your own plate.

I'm fapping all day long in Virginia.

The car has reached self awareness.

Just wanted you to know that he is gay all the time.

I eat BMWs for breakfast.

His car has an attitude problem. And balls!

At leas now you will learn how to set the table right.

Kind of weird already being the owner of a Hummer.