The most important meal of the day is coffee. Yay, coffee!
A meal without wine is called breakfast. Hmm... How about a champagne breakfast?
Hmmm.. Chicken wings? What did you say? Choose your words wisely, human!
Oh come on man, don't give me that look. I will always love Happy Meals, I bet you love them too... so... don't give me that look!
I bet you won't eat this, haha, I won the bet!
We thank evolution for this wonderful meat that is so easy to catch and eat.