I am so glad that you are finally home... I have some bad news, someone pooped in the hallway... That is completely irresponsible!
Hahaha.. I see what you did there. These birds are just accepting it.
To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.
I wonder how they harvest such poop.
A tip for drivers: watch for any trees and birds when parking or you might end up like this.