So they really made you poop outside? Yes... AUTCH!

Now that's one smart dog... or not. So, you can't poop everywhere you want?

I am so glad that you are finally home... I have some bad news, someone pooped in the hallway... That is completely irresponsible!

Hahaha.. I see what you did there. These birds are just accepting it.

To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.

I wonder how they harvest such poop.

A tip for drivers: watch for any trees and birds when parking or you might end up like this.