My BMW has this weird option that keeps blinking and making an annoying sound. I need to bring it to the mechanic.

A professional Uber driver sticks to his responsibilities. But hope he got a big tip. Like his girlfriend.

So get ready everyone! I'm hitting the road today so better watch out.

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

Want to drive a $400,000 company vehicle and travel all day long? Then step right up behind the wheel of the bus.

And this was just 4 seconds into the ride.

Not only you are stupid enough to drive off with the pump hose in your tank but manage to make another great parking job.

An empty parking lot and she manages to hit one of the few light posts in here.

This driver is very very awesome. Good job driver, you did it! WINNER!

And now, it's funny because of the awesome brilliant troll but also... GOOD JOB CAB DRIVER!