Just imagine that I wake up 2 hours later. The horror that is upon me every morning is apalling.

The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

Try your free yoga experience today by bending down and picking up your dog shit!

When enjoying your life just remember these simple 3+1 rules.

The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.

The local pigeon gang clearly has some unfinished business with this guy.

Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.

I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.

This was my greatest achievement so far today. How about you?

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.