The never ending wisdom of the pole posts, this time defining an assassin.

Is this SUV carrying a giant broccoli? I want one!

Good luck speeding with your bike on this path!

If your family is weird, you have no idea what the Schitts had to endure.

Growing in the designated spaces is so conformist. Why not make your own way in life?

Happy tree friends seem quite nutritious, don't they?

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.

More like a hipster tree to me. Why follow the normal straight path that provides the most comfortable position when you can just grow sideways?

Man, you got to go to the bathroom to see the log I just took. It is AMAZING!

Some people like things as efficient as possible. So why not hang a couple of branches on the ceiling with some duct tape and put some lights on? No space wasted, time to setup only 15 minutes.