So... don't use sarcasm if you're not speaking it fluent, you may hurt yourself.
My favourite language is Sarcasm. Also, maybe I didn't tell you but I speak fluent sarcasm!
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
Nah, starting Windows normally is too mainstream, let's start Windows stupidly?!
A really great comedian, hah. Sarcasm is good.
Oh, how good. Sarcasm is now served all day, hooooraaay!
Hey! You're a special kind of idiot, aren't you?
So... remember, if your parents are worried... this won't help too much.
Hahaha, hilarious human, pretty hilarious. Now let me back in, GO!
I really didn't think that becoming a woman can be that painful... autch.