Statistics have shown that those with more birthdays, live longer. INCREDIBLE! I'm totally shocked!
Woah, woah, woah... Look at that, it's amazing, I can't believe it!!! Look at the prices, how cheap gas used to be... Incredible.
Ladies and gentlemen, sarcasm at its finest. Congratulations, mister!
Is it normal for me to be so bored and not interested? Should I say wow?
The doctor gave that calendar 30 days... Autch!
This pictures says It All...... Literally, not kidding!
Well... me too, sorry about your penis dude. We're all sorry for your little one.
Who would've thought there are two keys to happiness? Hah, indeed.
Well.. that's another way of putting it. Easier than applying sunscreen is... not going out.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Hmm..