Wow... this is just perfect, look at it! Just take a look, the perfect alignment, it's perfect!

Blah blah blah, I'm hungry. Insert sarcasm here. Thanks.

If I ever offended you... From the bottom of my heart, I.. I... really don't give a ....

This is NSS - National Sarcasm Society. We don't need your support.

Well, I love speaking foreign languages. Though, I speak fluent sarcasm, it's really one of my favourite languages and I'm pretty good at it.

Hahahahhah, no waaaay... YOU'RE SO FUNNY! I am literally dying of laughter... MmmNOT!

Great news people! Sarcasm is now served all day!!! YEPPEY!

Probably the best language in the World. Oh... you just got to enjoy it.

At least, it should be. Google knows everything, Google is a woman!