I wanted to grow up and have a job at Google, but I wasn't expecting that they have people moving the Google maps pins around!
Ever seen those irritating Google Glasses people are starting to wear everywhere. I can't stand those. The second I happen to find myself near one of those bastards I'll start saying these exact words.
Admit it, you have never been in that place in the last year.
Do you realize that someone out there actually searched for something like this? Meaning he/she actually built a shelf by mistake.
Why should I pay for those expensive and ridiculous Google Glass glasses when I have all I need here?
Depending on how you spell, search suggestions show who you really are.