I wanted to grow up and have a job at Google, but I wasn't expecting that they have people moving the Google maps pins around!
Whenever you have a symptom just go straight to your doctor instead of browsing the web for an answer. Otherwise you might regret it.
Ever seen those irritating Google Glasses people are starting to wear everywhere. I can't stand those. The second I happen to find myself near one of those bastards I'll start saying these exact words.
So what are the most searched for phrases on Bing?
Even Bing knows that it's useless.
Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.
Admit it, you have never been in that place in the last year.
Do you realize that someone out there actually searched for something like this? Meaning he/she actually built a shelf by mistake.
Why should I pay for those expensive and ridiculous Google Glass glasses when I have all I need here?
Depending on how you spell, search suggestions show who you really are.
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