I guess nobody noticed this but... I'm not joking. HA

Nah... I haven't got my coffee today. I want coffee!

So... ladies and gentlemen, obviously, crying isn't the solution!

I really doubt it. It can't be just me... COME ON MAN!

Yeah... we all have that person that we can't stand. No matter what he or she does.

Who would've thought about this? Well... ladies and gentlemen, there you go, THE TRUTH!

Yeah... talking to yourself is really great, you always get the answer you want, haha!

What does "MATH" stand for? Probably Mental Abuse To Humans. WOAAAH!

Indeed, alcohol!!! YEAAAH! Because no great story ever started with eating a salad.

So, this one is for everyone out there asking why do we like partying, coming home in the morning and so on.