When even the morning coffee wants you dead.
Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?
The next craze is having your cappuccino served in a natural cup. Enjoy!
That's quite original, having a face on your coffee cup.
And at that time I realised that my brain was unable to process any other new information.
You need to get addicted, the Escobar way!
In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.
Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.
Hey Bob! Go get some stock photo that best describes this aisle in the store.
Everybody needs their coffee in the morning to get started. Even the bad guys.