When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.

Just imagine that I wake up 2 hours later. The horror that is upon me every morning is apalling.

What starts hard, stays hard. Be a hard member of team Morningwood!

Grabbing the perfect photo at the very last time he was sleeping peacefully. I'm guessing the water was also cold as hell.

I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.

You know this is true so stop denying it.

Get away from me, human. I need my beauty sleep.

Kind of different from movies, but still good. Very good.

No! Leave me and my bed alone, leave us alone! It's our relationship...

The cat enjoyed observating this and that, and... you, sleeping.